Scene: Joey's and Rachel's. Joey and Rachel are there. They kiss, then Joey stops it.

Joey: What was that?

Rachel: I don't know. I just thought you might be interested to know how that might feel.

Joey: You were right.

(They kiss again. Then Ross enters.)

Joey: (Stands up) Oh, Ross! Ross! Look, Rachel, it's Ross!

Rachel: Oh, Ross is here!

Joey: Hi, Ross! (short pause) So, Ross, uhm...uh...coffee?

Rachel: Yeah, it's really, really good.

Joey: Yeah, it's American. (short pause) Uh-Rach, where are the cups? (really nervous) And get the coffeemate, and..and...

Rachel: Okay, okay, umm...(nervous) They're right...I got them. Okay. Okay. Ross, it won't take a minute.

Joey: It might take a minute or two, Ross so have a seat.

Rachel: Yeah, exactly (short pause) And, and you know what might be really great? If you talk! Say something, Ross! Please!

Ross: Were you guys kissing?

Rachel: Or silence might be pretty good too!

Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are there.

Phoebe: Do you think the three of us hang out together much often?

Monica: Yeah. Sure. I mean, we'd have some usual talk about work or dating or our love life, Chandler makes a joke about it, you and I get mad and leave. (Pause) I think our friendship is really tight!

Chandler: Why are you asking, Pheebs?

Phoebe: (Laughing so hard) Ohhh! All right, Monica, let's go. (short pause. they look at her for a while) Oh, we weren't doing that right now? (short pause) Do you know that when you're pointing a finger at someone, three fingers are pointing right at ya?

Monica: Yes, Phoebe, and that wisdom was made like three million years ago.

Chandler: Hey, I'm the one with the joke!

Phoebe: Well, it wasn't funny. (Pause) Hey, what do you say we go see a movie tonight?

Chandler: Just the three of us?

Phoebe: Yeah, sure, why not? Ooh, I hear there's this really cool new movie in theaters. It's called Titanic!

Monica: Phoebe, that's ten years old!

Phoebe: You're right. Maybe I should change theaters.

Chandler: World Trade Center is on tonight.

Monica: (gasps) Are you serious? Oh, I love that movie! I saw the commercials, and this really cute guy stars in it!

Phoebe: Really? (Excited) Oh, well, then let's go meet him!

Chandler: Don't you think it's gonna be weird, just the three of us? I mean, the rest aren't with us.

Monica: But they're having fun of their own! I heard Joey and Ross are fighting.

Chandler: Oh, fair enough.

(They all get up to leave.)

Scene: Joey's and Rachel's apartment. Joey, Ross and Rachel are there.

Joey: So, uhm, Ross, what's up, man?

Ross: Well, you kissed my ex-girlfriend.

Joey: No, I meant, how's that coffee?

(Ross takes another sip and has a weird, and a bit digusted look on his face)

Joey: Yeah, Rachel made it.

Rachel: What?

Ross: (Changes his look) Mm-hhmm, it's really good. Well done, Rachel!

Rachel: Thanks. I'm a professional. (Looks at Joey)

Joey: (yelling) Well, you worked at a coffeehouse!

Rachel: So did you!

Ross: I wanna talk about what happened. About what I saw.

Rachel: No, no, no, you don't!

Ross: We have to talk about this.

Joey: Go ahead, Ross. Talk about whatever you want, buddy. 'Cause you're my best buddy! (Chuckles)

Ross: All right, why were you two kissing?

(Long Pause)

Joey: Refill? (Takes Ross's mug and heads to the kitchen. Rachel follows him.)

Rachel: Joey, this is bad. This is really, really bad.

Joey: It doesn't look good, does it?

Rachel: I just said it's "bad", what's the matter with you! (short pause) Talk to him, Joey. He really needs you to be his friend now. I'll be outside. (Leaves)

Ross: Hey, where'd Rachel go?

Joey: Ross, we need to talk about this. (Sighs and sits down) I'm sorry, but I can't help it. I'm crazy about her.

(Ross is shocked.)

Ross: Okay.

Joey: What?

Ross: I said okay.

Joey: What do you mean "okay"?

Ross: You love Rachel. (Gets up and leaves)

(Long Silence)

(Ross returns, and he is just standing at the doorway)

Ross: She's my ex-girlfriend.

(Joey has a disappointed look on his face.)

Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are entering.

Monica: It wasn't that bad.

Phoebe: Yeah, you're right.

Chandler: I actually had fun.

Phoebe: See? We don't need the others to have fun. We have each other. And Chandler.

Monica: I just got a little bored when Chandler threw popcorn in the air and swallowed them six times.

Chandler: I got a little bored of that too.

Phoebe: Oh, I hated it when this guy behind us kept yelling, "Shut up! Shut up!"

Chandler: And didn't like that much when we got kicked out the room.

Monica: Hey, at least we made it to the commercials at the beginning!

Phoebe: Yeah!

Scene: Monica's and Chandler's. Rachel is walking around the kitchen nervously while Phoebe and Monica enter.

Monica: Rachel! In my apartment! Hi!

Phoebe: Oh, Rachel! I've missed you so much!

(Phoebe and Monica run over her and hug her)

Rachel: Okay, wow. What's this all about?

Monica: Nothing, we just miss you so much.

Phoebe: Yeah, didn't see you the whole day.

Rachel: What are you on about? I had breakfast and lunch with you girls today at The Diner's, remember?

Phoebe: Yeah, just never leave us again. Never!

Monica: Hey, so how's it going between Joey and Ross?

Rachel: Pretty good. Well. Not so much. Terrible! (Sits down) Ugh, I don't wanna talk about it. See ya girls later. (Leaves)

(Long Pause)

Chandler: (enters) Hey.

Phoebe: Oh, for the love of god, I don't wanna see your faces for three days! (Leaves)

Scene: The Hallways. Rachel opens her apartment door to reveal Joey and Ross in the living room (not seeing Rachel) talking.

Joey: I'm so sorry, Ross. I never planned this on happening. I'm really sorry!

Ross: (Angry) Oh, you're sorry! That's great! That solves everything! Now everything is solved! Oh, now everything is just back to normal!

Joey: Ross, would you calm down, please? I never had this on my mind. It wasn't supposed to happen!

Ross: So, what? What were you gonna next? What were you gonna do if I never walked through the door and caught you two? Were you gonna sleep with her? Were you!

Joey: I don't know! I mean, no! Of course not! I would never do that! Because I would never want to do something to break our friendship!

Ross: Oh, yeah, I'm sure that's why you picked Chandler to go with you to your "big" night. And that's why you were soooo desperate about finding out that I heard your conversation with Chandler, that's why you were watching Baywatch, the very emotional TV show!

Joey: Ross...

Ross: No, you know what? Don't talk! Don't speak at all! Do me a favor. And sleep with Rachel.

Joey: What!

Ross: Yeah, you heard me. Go sleep with her. Do that, now!

Joey: Ross...

Rachel: He can't do that.

(Silence. They realize she is at the door.)

Rachel: I'm pregnant.

Closing Credits

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End

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