[Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. They belong to the hit TV comedy "Friends" that I have completely
no relation to. This is just fanfiction, made for fun. So have fun and happy reading!]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Nobody seems to be in the living room, as Ross enters wearing a suit.]
Ross: Monica! Chandler! Come on, we're gonna be late!
(Chandler peeks his head out of the bedroom.)
Chandler: I'm sorry, what was that?
Ross: We have to be there in exactly half an hour. And do you know how much time it takes to be there?
Chandler: I'm suddenly losing interest in this conversation. (Pause) Ross, you don't have to worry about
us. You can go. Monica and I will just take another cab after you guys.
Ross: (Chuckles) Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I so know that you are gonna be so
late.
Chandler: Ross, believe me. We so don't want someone keep on telling us, "GO! GO, GO!!! HURRY UP!! PUT
YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON!!"
Ross: You don't have your clothes on?!
Chandler: Oh, god. (Puts his head back into the bedroom.) No, sweetie, that's Ross. (Pauses) Yup, came
here to drag us out.
Ross: I'm not kidding, you guys. We are late.
Monica: (Voice Over, from the bedroom) Ross, would you hold your tonsils and just wait, goddamn it?!
---Opening Credits---
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler are having coffee, wearing a suit and a dress as Ross rushes in.]
Ross: I found you!
Monica: Oh, boy!
Ross: You're having coffee? You don't have time to have coffee, now come on---come on---come on!
Chandler: This brings back old memories from when I was a ten year-old and my mom was yelling at me,
"Come on! Come on, Chandler Bing! Finish your "pottey" and (Mocking Ross) let's go, let's go, let's go!!"
Monica: Oh, and Ross, just a warning. Joey and Rachel are gonna be there.
Ross: [Pause] Ohh. What? Why did you tell them?
[Phoebe and Mike enter]
Phoebe: We are all set, and ready to hit the road!
Ross: You told them too?
Mike: Gee, that's a nice "welcome".
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, Mike. No offense, but my parents--they kinda don't know you yet.
Phoebe: Oh, well, now they will do!
[Rachel enters]
Rachel: Hey.
Monica: Heyyy, Rach. Are you okay, sweetie? Are you feeling fine?
Rachel: Yes, I'm fine. [looks at Ross] Hi, Ross.
Ross: [quietly] Hi.
Rachel: Joey said he'll be on his way.
Chandler: All right, great, let's move it.
All: Okay!
[Joey enters]
Joey: Hey, guys.
[Long Silence]
Chandler: Hey, Joey. How was the soapie awards thing last night?
Joey: Didn't go.
[Pause]
All: What?!
Joey: Yeah, well, first of all because I didn't want to go with Chandler since I knew Ross would be
mad. [Ross looks disappointed] And I knew I couldn't ask Ross because he was mad. [Pause] Oh--and because, well,
I knew I was gonna lose!
Phoebe: Well...did you, lose?
Joey: Yeah. Got in eighth place.
Mike: Hey, eighth place is not that bad.
Joey: Oh, yeah? Well, show me your work, Mr. Perfect!
Monica: Let's go.
Ross: All right. I just have to get a coffee to go, I'll be on my way. You go, you guys.
Rachel: All right.
Chandler: Bye, Ross!
Phoebe: (pretending to cry) Bye, Ross! I'll miss you!!! Nooo, our love is forbidden!!
Mike: (pushing Phoebe out) Go. Phoebe, just go, please!
Joey: You know what, you guys? I'll be out in a minute.
[They all leave except Ross, who goes to the counter, and Joey, who is standing at the doorway looking at Ross. Ross
gets his coffee, says THANKS to a mad Gunther, and turns around to reveal Joey in his way.]
Ross: Oh.
Joey: Look, Ross, you're, like, my best friend. Like, ever. We've been friends for many, many years
now and I don't want uur friendship to die just because of a girl. I mean, there are going to be millions and millions of
other girls, but there's only one Ross.
[Long Silence]
Ross: I'm sorry. [They hug]
Joey: Congratulations. You're a daddy!
[They keep hugging]
Ross: Okay, okay, you can stop hugging me now! JOOEEEYYY!! We have to go!
[Scene: Taxi Cab where Monica, Chandler and Rachel are in.]
Monica: So, Rach, how are you feeling?
Rachel: yeah, I'm fine.
Monica: You know you can't drink any drinks or beverages thee, right?
Rachel: What?! What are you on about? Come on, it's not winter, and I don't live with you anymore!
Monica: No. Now that you're pregnant.
Rachel: Ooh. Damn it!
Monica: So, uhm, Rachel, uhh...(Chuckles) if its, uh, if, well, you know now your life is just so complicated.
Especially now. And now with that baby coming, so confusing. So I was wondering if, uh, Chandler and I can keep your child?
(Rachel gasps)
Rachel: Kidnappers!! (Pause) He is my child! (gasps again) How dare you?
Chandler: Relax, he's still in your vagina, now isn't he?!
[Scene: Housewarming party at the Gellers'. Everyone attends.]
(A nice song is playing, and Rachel is at the drinks and beverages)
Rachel: If Monica says "no drinks and beverages" doesn't mean no drinks and beverages.
Ross: [gets closer] Hey.
Rachel: Hey.
Ross: Hey, didn't Monica say "no drinks and beverages"?
Rachel: Yeah, but, I mean, who cares what she says?
Ross: Yeah. [Pause] Uh, Rach, you know, I was thinking...uhh, now with the baby coming and all that...it's
just--are we gonna be closer or what? Are we gonna stay seperated, get married, raise the kid together, alone...what?
Rachel: I-I honestly have no idea. So far, all I'm think is about how I'm gonna get away with the drinks
and beverages.
Ross: If you are gonna. [Pause] Rach, I just want you tonight to forget about every single thing that
is going on with our lives. You know, the baby, parenting, telling our parents, living together.....all that. Will you care
for this dance, miss?
[Long Silence]
Rachel: I'm sorry, Ross. No.
[Pause]
Ross: Okay. I mean...sure. All right. See ya later. (Starts to walk away)
(The song changes)
Rachel: Why not? (Ross stops, and turns around, then smiles)
[Time Lapse. Ross and Rachel are dancing. They smile and laugh, slowly before they end up in a passionate kiss as the
screen fades.]
THE END.
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